M is for Mustache...Caption Contest Part 3!!

Happy Friday!!  Welcome to Find the Story Friday at The QoP ~ so happy you found your way here!  :)  Typically, I post a picture I've taken of a person, place or thing and ask you to imagine a story connected to it.  However, for the A-Z challenge I'm having a caption contest instead.  All pictures are of my cute little dachshund, Sammy.  And the best captions win entries for a $30 Amazon gift card!!  However, should I top 300+ followers before the end of the month, I'll bump that up to $50!  Bonus entries for submitting a caption to all Friday photos in April, so if you missed any you can find them HERE and HERE.

Today's photo just cracks me up.  Look closely and you'll see why:

Now put on those thinking caps, tickle that funny bone and CAPTION away!!