OK...so, I'm flipping through more Canada pics (umm...yeah, I took a lot!) and I came across these photos of some mountain goats we had the pleasure to be near, as we drove through Kootenay National Park. The males were separated from the females. Perhaps these pics will help you see why? (And guess - who's who?):
Dude! What's up with that???? :D In case you're not sure....the top pic is of the males - all majestic and slick looking. Look at those BIG horns!!
The second pic...those stragglers with the grass on their faces and bad hair...umm, yeah. The females.
Is it any wonder the cosmetic companies make a killing???? Sorry, gals - nature kind of screwed us. It's the same for peacocks (those struttin' males with the big colorful tails!!!) and lions (I would KILL for a mane of hair that thick!) and humans, apparently. My husband can roll out of bed, throw on some shorts and leave the house in a blink! Me?
"I'll catch up with you in an hour, honey!!" *sigh*
(But, don't worry girls. We tweak the right look and the men are putty in our hands...mwah, ha, ha, ha!!! >:x)
So, tell me - what would your story be about this? (P.S. All those natural beauties out there that don't relate to this at all...this one's for you ~ :p ) (p.s.s. - but, I still love you all, of course!)
And, I hope you all have a BEAUTIFUL weekend!!
