OK...so, I'm flipping through more Canada pics (umm...yeah, I took a lot!) and I came across these photos of some mountain goats we had the pleasure to be near, as we drove through Kootenay National Park. The males were separated from the females. Perhaps these pics will help you see why? (And guess - who's who?):
Dude! What's up with that???? :D In case you're not sure....the top pic is of the males - all majestic and slick looking. Look at those BIG horns!!
The second pic...those stragglers with the grass on their faces and bad hair...umm, yeah. The females.
Is it any wonder the cosmetic companies make a killing???? Sorry, gals - nature kind of screwed us. It's the same for peacocks (those struttin' males with the big colorful tails!!!) and lions (I would KILL for a mane of hair that thick!) and humans, apparently. My husband can roll out of bed, throw on some shorts and leave the house in a blink! Me?
"I'll catch up with you in an hour, honey!!" *sigh*
(But, don't worry girls. We tweak the right look and the men are putty in our hands...mwah, ha, ha, ha!!! >:x)
So, tell me - what would your story be about this? (P.S. All those natural beauties out there that don't relate to this at all...this one's for you ~ :p ) (p.s.s. - but, I still love you all, of course!)
And, I hope you all have a BEAUTIFUL weekend!!
7 comments:
LOL. I thought the top ones were female...figured the white butt was a sign. Thanks for setting me straight. :)
I also notice the guys are working their way through the grass while the gals are stuck on the hot asphalt. Or is that perhaps an easier walk ...
In nature, the males always look better. Somehow that got messed up when God got to humans. Oh well.
Haha, so true! I wish I could just roll out of bed and out the door...
This is too funny and unfairly true! These pictures illustrate Nature to a tee...it leaves me wondering why some men expect women to be all flashy and dressed up in the human world...shouldn't we be able to hang out in our sweat pants and have ten hot guys fighting for our attention???
Oh dear! Poor ladies, their men should treat them to some salon visits! LOL! :O)
I figured the top one was males. They do have an ego to uphold, lol.
And I agree with Jess.
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